9:52pm: The Day Of Alan As Told By The Wise One Himself

man im tired, what a day...its been intresting to say the least, i know your thinking this will actually be a good story but really i was at work all day. im sure we can get further into the rabbit hole than this.

well it goes a little bit something like this...

i get to work(i work as a sales associate in the suits department at macys) and as usual i already dont feel like being there...just being there gives me this horrible feeling down my spine and soul. the day always go by quicker when im working with Angela who is a good friend of mine, its rediculous how much work we dont do when we work together. today was one of those days and it went by quick as hell...however the last 3 hours i was alone in my own department.(who really cares, right? im just writing this shit)

anyways we take ourselves back to the hero(me) in the enemys layer(work). im fighting off customers one by one, killing them with kindness and some with cruleness. at one point i went into the back stockroom and put criminology on my ipod so i could get amped and ready to get these people out of my face. well you already know the ending...i won because im here typing to you.

and dont worry, i wont bore you everyday with this shit, im just trying to get this blogging shit under my belt. however i will leave you with another movie quote.

“You look down, they know you're lying and up, they know you don't know the truth. Don't use seven words when four will do. Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don't make him laugh. He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left his side. And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances...”

Fin.